MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! *cackles* i HAVE IT!!!!!! it is MINE!!!!!! AT LAST!!!!!!! my PRECIOUSSSSSSS!!!!!!! *plants kisses all over precious* THE ROTK EX ED DVD!!!!!!!!!!!! it's. so. beautiful. i should take up more jobs and suffer under more little kids more often mannn. then my mom will buy me more things! :D:D like. like. pretty things!!!!

yesterday went parkway with mom. came across book in mph on vamps called "love in vein: vampire erotica" or something like that. was all O.o. but yes. i checked out the bloodline bloodtrail whatever series by some tanya sth and. well. MAN why do they THINK of these things. it's so. sexual. like. vamp (henry) licks the inside of her wrist and she. well. it's basically like having sex but instead of the guy __________*fill in the blanks yourself*___________ he bites her wrist and sucks her blood. *shudders* found return of the bunny suicides. so horribly morbid and sadistic. but cute. there was a gollum one, where the bunny tied two ropes around it's neck, one connected to a stake at the foot of a small hill and the other tied to gollum. the ring was on the top of the hill. so. gollum was climbing and the poor bunny was just having it's neck stretched. mhm. or the other one where it ordered OOTP online and waited under the mail slot in the door for it to arrive. it did, hitting poor bunny on the head and killing it.

yes. hmm. bought pants at u2. pretty. almost got the white pair cos of the pretty purple sash but decided not to. got black top too. wheeeeeee!!! and cos of numerous discounts, my top, my mom's top and my pants amounted to less than the original price of the pants alone! i love sales. i love amex. i mean they're the ones that got me my starwars III soundtrack. them and singtel. WOOT. then. GOT PRETTY SHOES!!!!! :D:D:D decided pretty wedges were too damn high. one speech day is enough, thank you. three hours straight of standing in killer heels is no joke. plus climbing up and down that teeny tiny platform? *shudders* had coffee. spent wonderful afternoon with mom. :D plus of COURSE i got my precious. oh yes. and slippers to replace the ones my dog helpfully chewed up. wunnerful. i just love running around charles and keith barefoot and trying on all those pretty shoes. :D:D

XMEN!!!!! SCOTT!!!!! dear dear scott. *love*

lost. was. nail-biting. i mean. seriously by the time they got to the part when that bimbo was decoding the french woman's message my index finger was in terrible danger of being severed by my teeth. but oh DOM! an addict? and IAN. you useless lifeguard you. stupid to boot. he went and found what, 6 different pens? then asked which one was better? geez. oh JACK. when he turned around and said his name i started hyperventilating, my conveniently over-imaginative mind immediately screaming LOTF over and over again. and that poor poor korean woman. WOMAN'S RIGHTS MANNN. ABUSE. mmm. but jack? he's getting annoying. like GEEZ you know EVERYTHING mann can there be ONE THING you CAN'T DO?? over-active hero complex. kate. kate kate kate. what can i say about kate. she and jack are gonna be great mann. just GREAT.

LEX. oh LEX. and WHO GOT LIONEL OUT?? oh gahhh clark grab lana and kiss her already. then tell her you're an alien. "do you really think i'm so shallow?" and OH the HINTS. it's getting tell-me-the-truth-clark lana and i-can't-i-just-can't clark all over again. cept this time it's chloe.

and. after watching that batman show, all i've discovered is michael rosenbaum's name in the opening credits and MARK HAMILL??? am i wrong, or is he luke? and i STILL have NO CLUE who lex plays. gahh.

OH. OH. watched a drew carey epi the other day. and. there was a little kid in it. with a sister. and i was going all, "c'mon he just scared you kids into thinking lice eat up your organs, scratch you head with a little more passion here!" then. i realised that little boy looked really familiar. and then. it hit me. "ANDREWW???" i said to no one in particular. then i waited til the credits. and yes.

MARK FOSTER - SHAWN PYFROM

i was all O.o. how many YEARS AGO WAS THIS??? checked. 1998. when he was like, 12. whoa. just one epi, though.

after by francine prose is freakyyy. then again maybe it's just me and the fact that they're taling about schools here. i don't do well with conspiracy theories. they give me the creeps. like lost, you know? you can't escape. no one knows. you can't escape and no one will help you. plus the teachers go ballistic. or start acting like, like, LUCIFER. *shudders* i told my mom it'd be great fun if she went to see her and said, "uhh. 'luke-kill yahp'?" ANYHOO. YEAH. like. EVIL TEACHERS TAKING OVER THE WORLD. making people conform and comply to stupid rules (sound familiar?) what with lucifer's obssession with making sure we "don't break school rules, especially pertaining to attire because it is the school *pause* uniform *pause*, right? you are wearing the school *pause* uniform *pause*, right? when people look at you they say, look at that RGS girl because why? you are wearning your school *pause* uniform *geez man what is WITH the unnecessary pauses?* right?" i mean, after would freak you out too. *shudders* when i moan about how terrifying this much control in a school can be my sis tells me to shut up. as usual.

crank by ellen hopkins seems. promising. it's all poems. but nice. like. they play with format and everything, putting certain words on the right, so that they can be read as a poem on it's own, or to show that that's the dad talking and this is katrina/bree. BREE AGAIN. what is WITH that name. maybe i'll put confirmation name as bree, eh? wahahahahhaahhahahahahaa. i realised that the word "crank" on the cover page is written in powder. like. white powder pinched into the letters on a black background. like. drugs. like. CHARLIE. gahhh.

hey but you know. that bimbo woman? whatever her name is? she's like. ralph. when he first gets to the island. like. "my dad will come in his submarine and save us all before you can say 'panic'! ho ho ho." mmm. i'd probably be panicking. like. smallville worst nightmare kinda panic. like trapped with no way out kinda panic. geez i'd have tons of nervous energy i'd be babbling away or jumping up and down or tapping my foot uncontrollably.

and now aunt asks if i wanna go hike on bukit timah (and get lost for four days. i'd have just collapsed screaming, by the way. i don't know how kate can just count to 5, boogeyman-esque, and carry on.) with some day care kids on mon. *shudders* i called my cousin to ask for more details and my cousin said, "is there money involved?" and i said, "umm. it's your mom we're talkin about." "OHHHHHHHH... that. then no. no money." sigh.

i still need to go out. i hear dangly earring calling my name.